Have You Seen This Water Buffalo?

This water buffalo is wanted for several things.  For starters, he has been a little overzealous about eating and he has been caught several times stealing hay from his neighbor's trough.  Now that's no way for a water buffalo to act.  Secondly, he's spreading offensive smells all over the South Asian countryside.  Offensive.  Really.  And finally, he is wanted for one very serious count of awesomely, incredibly, horribly bad hair.  We need to address this as soon as possible.  This is no laughing matter.  If you have any information about him, please let us know.  Sources have told us that he likes to go by the name of Kelvin "The Kelvinator" Bixley.  He doesn't go by "The Kelvinator" but that's what I like to call him.  So, like I said, any information at all, let us know. 

(And don't let that face fool you.  He's guilty.)